(noise from the basement)
Tara: "A monster is coming"
Maddie: "no, that is just the dryer."
Tara: "oh..... jus kidding!"
Tara is knocking on the door and saying: "who's there? hello? who's there?" long pause. "Oh its me... come on in!"
Tara's prayers usually sound like this:
"Fader in Heaven, BIGGG hug, name of Jesus Christ, Amen"
"Fader in Heaven, ganks for tha day, Amen. I mean Jesus Christ, I mean name, uhhhh Amen."
"Fader in Heaven, mommy song? uhhh.. daddy too and Maddie too, and Tara too, uhhh.. Amen."
me: "Tara, will you please pick up your spoon and put it in the sink?"
Tara: "No! mommy do it." and she throws it at me.
me: "please try that again."
Tara: "okay! I put it in the sink ack-a-chee (actually)"
Love that girl!